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Could YOU be a Dinar Guru Bashanista? There is hope...

7/12/2012

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Could YOU be a Dinar Guru Bashanista? There is hope...
Are you a Bashanista?
A Simple Quiz by funny community member BNA13
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  • Does the very sight of the name a “Particular Guru” send you into uncontrollable convulsions?
  • Have you ever posted the comment “no comment”?

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43 Comments
Jim Wessels
7/12/2012 04:40:24 am

enjoyed the read!

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Max Bible link
7/12/2012 04:46:18 am

Compared to many of you who have been following this revaluation, lop or whatever is the adjective du jour is or a much longer time than myself, I have to say that the level of mixed emotions is running very high. One day we are on "a second by second" watch. Then it "just around the corner" or "the banks have the info on their back sceens and just waiting for release. If the gurus don't know anything for sure, why bother posting anything? I personally am going to give this one more year and then what few Dinar I have I am going to use as insulation in my crawl space. I know that most of the gurus mean well but my G _ _ this ride is worse than taking a wagon ride down a ski run that is nothing more than moguls.

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Aaron Hirsute
7/12/2012 05:02:00 am

It really doesn't matter what the Gurus say, there isn't a single one of them that has shed an ounce of truth/common sense, or even a well educated guess. Seems funny how many have become self proclaimed Iraqi experts since this whole Dinar thing started. If only one of them knew where Iraq was located geographically I would be surprised.

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Alex_P
7/12/2012 05:07:33 am

I highly agree with Max Bible. But I feel the wait is worth it. And All the insane predictions like 5-12 dollars is incorrect. The dinar had never had a value that high. MY personal opinion is that the dinar MAY reach a value close to $3.50.

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Mike W. Puckett link
2/14/2015 08:20:23 am

TO: Max Bible--

Could not agree with you more!

Amen!

Mike

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Phillip Pulliam
7/12/2012 05:24:45 am

I don't pay too much attention to the gurus, but sometimes they are interesting. There are three things that I hold to that make the Dinar investment more palatable in my life.

1. My faith in God that this RV will happen.

2. The Wall Street Journal has said that the Iraqi RV is imminent (eventually will happen).

3. The US Congressional report stated that the RV will happen at a rate equal to USD.

Anything else the gurus say is pure speculation and hype..I keep in mind how much Dinar I would like to own when the RV happens and when I get extra income I purchase what I can. This is the only way I can manage my perspective on the IQD.

I dont do the conference calls especially the IQD they are what I call Dinar brain washers, if you don't believe what they believe they dont want you on the call. The IQD seem to be the Jim Jones of the Dinarian movement. They high disturbed if you offer information that they dont have...its really creepy.

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saxson
11/23/2013 08:30:06 am

Would every one please stop calling them gurus' because that word implies some one with wisdom and knowledge. Not a one of these fake Intel posters have any real connection to anyone in the know. If they did they would wait until that person told them guaranteed time and date. Then they would take grate joy in being the person that gave the dinar community actual solid Intel. The polar opposite to the Narcissistic fake Intel's ( you know who you are! ) personality disorder (NPD) is a personality disorder in which one is excessively preoccupied with issues of personal adequacy, power, prestige, ego'pumping, self importance, To de'stress from the madness of these types look to the posters that are telling you it's not going to happen to day tomorrow or next week because they are the ones that will not tell you things like. CL is in Iraq to get this thing rolling when she gets back she will hit the button. when the fakers were telling you this she was actually in Kuwait. and there are plenty of news reports about that yet not one spoke of her popping next door to Iraq visit. ( prove me wrong fakers! ) oh and just saying I'm wrong here does not make you right actually prove it, If you want to know what these fakers are really up too email me saxson@verizon.net If you send adds or sales pitch it will be deleted with out being read. and please no questions I have no Intel just years of time in this thing.

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Passiton Joseph link
2/1/2015 05:03:03 pm

I am of the same opinion as you Philip. The RV or at least the RI should happen but it would not be wise for the country to RV higher than USD 3-4. The Contract rates mentioned are highly unlikely and would harm the country instead. So, God willing,let's pray for at least an RI.

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Ritam108
10/17/2015 05:41:58 pm

Nice references to those publications. Can you give us the links to those two papers ? It would be very useful and encouraging thanks

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Rafael
7/12/2012 06:44:24 am

Opino que el dinar se va a RV pero hay que esperar,p[ienso que sera el proximo ano,y ademas que sera de $3.86.

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JOHN COBRA link
7/12/2012 06:51:18 am

LOOKING AT THE WORLD AND OUR MONEY WE ARE ALL SCREWED. AND THE DINAR IS THE LOW MONEY ON THE TOTEM POLE. I HAVE TWO MILL AND AM ABOUT TO WIPE MY ASS WITH IT.WHHAT A F EN SCAM.

JOHN COBRA

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Mickey McGill
7/12/2012 07:10:23 am

Hey John , I will gladly give you your money back on the dinars you own less 30% for handling. That way they do not go to waste. You have my email address if you are in for the exchange.

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Passiton Joseph link
2/2/2015 09:58:47 pm

John, you need to be patient. This is not an investment which the gurus know everything about because they have not done it before. However, I believe they are all making intelligent guesses. Personally, the investment makes sense.to me. The Dinars you hold are real money and they should be worth a lot in time to come. After all, it has been valued at around USD 3.00 before. So, there is no reason why the Iraqi Dinar should be worth less than what Bahrain, Jordan and others are currently valued when their country is so filled with so much more treasures beneath their ground.

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Vera Cruz
6/12/2016 08:55:06 am

Before you wipe your ass with it I would like to do a trade with you I will send you rolls of toilet paper in exchange for your dinar

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Sarge Bilyeu
7/12/2012 07:00:05 am

I am still between a ROCK and A HARD PLACE,damnsd if you do and damned if you don't..I finally QUIT worrying what anyone said.It has been better than two years and all that was put out then is still being put out today,verbatetum.What did the wiseman say" There is nothing new under the SUN" Same old Bull *&^%. Have a nice day. OLD WW2 U.S.M.C. VETERAN Sarge

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Marvin Oakes
7/12/2012 07:02:41 am

Hey John:
Before you wipe with them how about passing them on to me.

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Jim
7/12/2012 09:00:48 am

I have a mill.5 and worst case scenario it will be show and tell at school for the kids. It's been 2 seconds away from RV Ing for the year and a half I've owned. That being said, I have Hope. How can it NOT RV? Right?

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Mickey McGill
7/12/2012 10:04:48 am

JIM: I will gladly give you your money back on the dinars you own less 30% for handling. Keep one denomination for show and tell at school. If you are interested you have my email, send me a note so we can work out the details.

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kelly
7/12/2012 12:15:11 pm

i belive people are just playing games with us ,just to get our money ,and just telling things out there they dont know what the hell they are doing ,i dont think they got another grape to to do a darn thing ,because they are seating on there brains ,but i can wait ,they aint hurting me ,i live good ,,and i am truley bless by god ,so let them play games ,it show how stupid they are ,i would call it greed

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Leeah Crane
7/27/2012 01:32:53 am

HA ...
I just wish they would follow up , not use esoteric code, and would learn to spell (my fourth grade teacher would be appalled?)

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michael link
7/30/2012 11:30:19 am

i did leave a very nasty post and iam sorry for that but some times it ticks me off verry funny blanch

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howie
8/28/2012 09:47:56 pm

No Comment!

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jerry
1/2/2013 02:21:02 am

Hey,
Just put them in a safe place and forget about them.
Someday you will get an email saying the RV has happened.
Then you will either do what John said with them or cash in !!
Why raise your blood pressure on something you can't control .
Or get some Medical Marijuana Ha, Ha

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"Tolstoy" Chris
2/15/2013 11:31:00 pm

I have a half mil and it is nothing but dust. I am going to paste it on my car.

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Bruce
10/24/2013 09:45:18 am

Mine was just laying around in the draw so I made a picture out if it and hung it in the living room . It is the most expensive picture I will ever own , but at least I can look at it and laugh .

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saxson
11/23/2013 08:50:20 am

That's a good one even if you get robbed ( hope not ) The'll not take it thinking it's just some old none circulating currency. And when this thing does pop it will still be there on your wall heck I may even do that myself. hide it in plain sight,

Bill Lamana link
4/3/2013 12:49:04 pm

It is really frustrating always going in and hearing all the positive info the gurus are spewing its been a really long ride and I just want it to RV and just one time one of the so called insiders really know what there talking about and it happens lets all keep our fingers and everything else crossed and hope for the best.....

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Sam Ferris
5/8/2013 11:57:47 pm

When ever this comes to reality I will give 10% back to my church in Somerset,Ky. While serving in Operation Iraqi Freedom fromm 05/08, purchase a home but lost it in 08. I will purchase a home cash and the heck with the banks. Especially Bank of America and other instuitons who received a bail out from us taxpayers.

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Loren Miller link
7/14/2013 11:46:57 am

We are playing a waiting game, taking a chance on the investment opportunity of a lifetime. However remember all investments are at risk! The fact that the Central Bank of Iraq has been removing triple zero notes form circulation for the past few years, is a positive indicator of their intentions. I am currently holding 25 million Dinar in 10,000 notes, and I am willing to wait for a possible re-valuation which will likely not occur until after the coming Iraqi elections. Be patient because the Iraqi government and the people of Iraq do not want to remain at an economic level of bare subsistence. They want to again become a totally sovran nation and a world trading partner. I believe that the possible RV will seek parity with the American dollar, which the people of Iraq currently rely on for everyday transactions. Remember that the amount of any RV must be supported financially be the Iraqi government or the currency will again collapse. I would appreciate any comments or factual information anyone might have.

Loren Miller

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mike
8/28/2013 01:23:59 am

I do think eventually something is going to happen but these so called gurus should be called BOZOs they are just selling dinar wake up people !

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Rick Von Ludwick
11/6/2013 11:51:26 pm

I too have been invested in the Dinar for many years,I do feel like I am on a roller coaster ride. One day the guru's are telling everybody that the dinar is ready any second to rv, the the next day it might not rv until next month or even next year. The guru's should all get together and find out the correct information before they post it on the website.

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Steven Woodard
12/22/2013 12:56:09 pm

Everyday my spouse asks me what kind of bull hooy the so called gurus are spewing now.. If they really don't know, shut up. They seem to like to embarrass themselves. its too bad to, would be nice to hear something other than garbage..lol Merry Christmas everyone...

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Dana
12/23/2013 03:46:10 am

Don't forget the true meaning of GURU. Gee you are you:)

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TED
5/21/2014 04:44:56 am

Did U really have people calling? lol

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Bob C.
3/6/2015 10:47:28 am

Is there anyone out there who can point me in the direction of a hard news article relating to the CBI retiring the 50 Dinar note, with a 45 or 60 day sunset window?

Thanks much

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Carlos Joven
7/16/2015 02:56:09 pm

people who believe so-called Gurus who don't even provide their true names probably believe that Kermit the frog & Howdy Doody are actual people ( maybe even Gurus).

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Dorotrhgy nDillon
8/9/2017 06:34:32 pm

iIf All woulds trust in the Lord And preay for thew RV to happen ALL OF US WOULD BE BETTER OFF tRY Give your heart tO THE lORED AND PRAY FDOR IT TOI HAppen wqe all wqould be bei TRHINKtter oiff AND MAYBE WQULD rev
tHANK tHE lORD YOU are in Dorthy Dillon

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nuar rad
12/20/2017 06:53:26 am

Be very patient...will happens sooner or later...just keep saying..I love Iraqi Dinar...

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Andrea
12/9/2018 03:45:40 pm

Well its gonna happen its just a matter of time. Trump has to crash the central market to back the money with gold and hes doing that as we speak. Then currency will change. Im betting its this next year

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andrea
12/9/2018 03:52:50 pm

I meant the central bank he has to crash. And hes doing that now. Cant wait. But they say uts gonna be a rocky road to get there. This thing wont let me go back and change my spelling. So excuse the mushaps on spelling

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Andrea
12/9/2018 03:50:23 pm

Its in the making with Trump. Im hanging onto mine. I just bought a zimbabwee it has a higher pay out per dollar. But i have 10 dinars and 4 dongs. Just waiting. Ken clement prophesied. His words were exactly this. On youtube you can look it up. He says, nothing, nothinh,nothingn all of a sudden ut happens

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Troy
5/2/2022 07:06:23 am

A negative attitude deserves nothing,
A positive attitude receives everything

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Del sand link
11/13/2022 02:30:16 pm

Love the site . I am notsick of it yet.

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